awaytore.blogg.se

Liver is just a hoax, she does not exist.Stolla has been almost killed by Rod (for being a lil crybaby) and has constant PTSD of that event.Teronc has has been banned from China for killing 25 people in a sushi resturant.Bobble will start screaming on the top of his lungs if he doesn't get dessert.Motinda has tried to sell her own babies on e-bay.Hel went missing for 4 months and was found by a random dude in australia.Cuck has been arrested 12 times for going over the speeding limit.Rod is a lazy frick but can somehow lead an entire flock of dumb birds.Bob has been involved in the bombings of 09/11.

The official final designs used in the Amgry Burds Movied Gayl: Paints the wall yellow (yeah that's it) Window: Spindash (not like Sonic just a little less strong)ĭania: Teleportation and ALSO BEING A NERD!!1!1!! Loco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (PS2 bootup) Pompei: Makes a bad joke and slams into the ground with an EPIC DRUM SOLO Mot: SAME THING AS CRISP AND RUPISS YOU FREAKING IDIOT Rupiss: same thing as stripped burd (crisp) Tony Hawk Pro Skater: Makes a SICK ASS skateboard move and falls to the groundĬrisp: ISNT EVEN IN THE FREAKING GAME YOU IDIOT ITS AN ADVERTISING BIRD (DLC) Alex Burd: Diamond sword from minecraft and is good at rock climbing (DLC) Wendell: Does the RTX poopoo s**t (It can somehow make you win 5/3 stars in a level)

(DLC) Pizza Burd (or Pisza): throw flaming hot pizzas at biggies. Murica: For only 75.98 $ you can summon him through a satanic ritual by sacrificing some sardines and he will beat a level for you:) Stolla: Cries and makes bubbles out of her own tears

Hel: Spins like a freesbee and comes back (totally not a boomerang) Rod recruits, his children (?) Cuck, Bob, Stolla and Da Bulz, his ex-wife Motinda, his brother Teronc and his 2 high school friends Bobble and Hel to commit vehicular manslaughter and make an entire species extinct! This is where the game starts lol oh yeah after that the other games happen 👹Ī remade version of the new icon (Current) GameplayĬuck: Fast (not like Sonic just a little less strong) a few months after Bob is freed from jail, the mafia boss Kimg Big steals the other 3 unborn babies and this is where the game takes place. Now after Bob accidentally gets into the wrong plane (he was going to Teronc's house in Miami) and after the pilot of the plane goes offcourse thanks to друг, BOOM.yeah that happened.(and Bob gets the blame for it), Bob goes to jail for 2 years (so much time!!!). Anyway 3 unborn babies later REALLY BAD SHIT HAPPENS, the first egg they make hatches (Da Bulz), and друг is unleashed into the world. As for Cuck and Stolla, they go live with Rod (that's why they turned out so shitty later in life). Wedding time" and they get married, in a span of time they adopt Stolla (smells like piss) and Motinda makes 2 other different eggs: a good and bad one, but they immediately hatch into Cuck and Bob (as full grown adults) and this makes things go to shit, first of all (in the year 2000), Rod and Motinda get a divorce (FUNNY MOMENT!!1!!), and Bob starts living with Teronc (Rod's brother) and sends him to military school 2 days later lol. Then he's like "AWOOGA THE OPPOSITE GENDER!!" and since Motinda has nothing to do she invites Rod to her house (a lab) and they have the funny sploinky action but since she's smart she doesn't get pregnant and puts his funny white substance in a machine and creates an egg, than after that Motinda says "you know what? fuck you. The year was 1993, and Rod is going to a bar because he's a fucking loser, gets drunk and meets Motinda. The game actually has lore connected to the plot lmao

They must get them back by committing vehicular manslaughter and make an entire species extinct! The Pud Biggies™ have stolen the un-born babies of the Amgry Burds™!